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Monday, April 09, 2007

NO, NO, NO. THE KNICKS ARE JUST SHITTY

If you missed it, the latest unsportsmanlike behavior making victims of the Knickerbockers was the Bulls reenacting the dunk contest in order to get their fans free Big Macs. And then Nate Robinson and Steve Francis were all like "hey, how rude of you to consistently throw that basketball through that cylinder thing repeatedly, because our team doesn't have the ability to do that."

Which brings us to the main point here.
It's weird how the Knicks seem to be constantly shedding tears about teams running up the score on them. You'd think that the best way to prevent that would be to not fall behind by 30 in the second half. The Knicks are just shitty. And they're going to be shitty as long as Isiah Thomas is a part of the franchise.

The most awesomest excuse for the Knicks struggling to avoid 50 losses while playing in a division that includes a team that was actually decimated by injuries (Nets), a team that blew up their roster and traded their franchise player before the new year (76ers), and a team that's been taking since last July (Celtics) is definitely the OMG THEY'VE HAD SO MANY INJURIES BRB TTYL. They lost Jamal Crawford and David Lee, two guys who would be hard-pressed to break into the rotation for any playoff team. They lost Quentin Richardson, who they were only able to add in the first place because Phoenix knew he has the back of a 98-year-old. And now that the season is over, they lost Stephon Marbury, whose skills have diminished so much that not even he can convince himself that he's good.

You want to see a team that's battled injuries. Try Phoenix. Check out this 2006-07 injury list:


Steve Nash (back)
Amare Stoudemire (knee)
Shawn Marion (hand)
Kurt Thomas (elbow)
Boris Diaw (Pastry Addiction)
Sean Marks (Leprosy)
Pat Burke (Pac-Man Fever)
Jalen Rose (Achy-Breaky Pelvis)
Jumaine Jones (Hot Dog Fingers)
Eric Piatkowski (Geriatric Profanity Disorder)


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2 Comments:

  • Not to mention all the verbal abuse Phoenix has taken from basketball sage Charles Barkley.

    Oh, and didn't Leandro Barbosa have "tail-growth" earlier in the season? Must be the water in Brazil.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 8:31 AM  

  • I believe that condition is called "constant nagging." The Knicks are afflicted with uncontrollable falling down syndrome.

    By Blogger Unknown, At 10:34 AM  

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